Now the midget began to wake up cause he fainted from all the madness...
he see 3 guns pointed around the room he stand and
says "I have nothing to do with this...,"
then I said "hold up you look familiar..
do I know you from somewhere?",
then he says "man i get around..
you might know my face from here or there"
Then James says "take a good look cause you might not ever see his face again..."
Twon says "man what the hell is that smell?...somebody then broke wind!"
and then Bridget start crying while she looking around,
I said "i'm sure we can work this out but first let's put the guns down...
then Bridget cries "James first" then he said "no you go!",
then I say "just do it the same time" and they both look at me and said "no!"
And then Twon says "man let me shoot 'em all,"
and I said "we can't do that and beside man you just got out of prison and i'll be damned if you going back..."
then Bridget says "I'll would drop the gun if he promise not to hurt 'big man'",
then James says "that's what you call-em- (ahh)that's his name big man!"
then Twon says "man is that ya' name?"
he yells "yea!"
we laughed hot mess,
then I say "man why they call you that?"
and said "because i'm blessed"...
Then I start shaking my head put the gun down saying "this is too much for me!"
said "I cant take no more then heard it all this shit bout to drive me crazy..."
and then I say "man I shouldn't never took my ass to the par'jays club..."
Then big man says "par'jays..I been there that probably where you know me from,"
then James says "hey hey Chuck and Rufus let's get back to the matter of hand,"
then Sylvester says "cool but first there just 1 thing I gotta understand..."
James says "whaaat?",
Then Sylvester says "how do you know Chuck and Rufus?"
and police says "spss..what you talking 'bout man?"
You said "Chuck and Rufus.."
then Bridget says "hun my stomach"
then Twon says "who the hell is Chuck and Rufus?..."
pointed my gun and said "talk to me James.."
I said "Rufus,Chuck?"
then Bridget says "i'ma bout throw-up-"
James says "my wife is sick.."
Twon says "man don't believe that shit..."
I said "how did ya' wife get sick?..."
He says "she 3 months pregnant!"
then we all said "ooohhh shit!",
Then Bridget says "honey there's something I have to tell ya,"
then James says "no baby you don't have to say a word right now..."
then says "but James.."
then he says "rest Bridget while I get these fools up out my house..."
pointed the gun at us and yells "leave..."
said "my wife is sick.."
then Twon look at him and said "muthafucka you crazy..watch where you point that sh*t!..."
then Bridget says "James nooo..."
Sylvester gets a phone call...its Gwendolyn asking him is everything ok...
and he says "hell no!" he hangs up..
then big man says "look man i'm just a stripper..."
I say "stripper?"
Twon says "a midget..."
he says "I strip at this club called dixie and that is where I meet Bridget...,"
Bridget says "James"
he says "not now.."
she says "hun please let me explain..."
then Twon whisper in my ear and says "Sylvester let me do this nigga James..."
then Big man overheard us and takes his inhaler again..
then I said "i'm not killin no cop..."
James moving closer to them with the gun..
then Bridget yelling "stop,stop,stop"
and then she says "I admitted, I did it , I paid em'..."
then James cuts her off and says "baby you don't have to say nothing...,"
then she says "no James I think you need to hear this...
see I been covering for you a long time..
never said what was on my mind...
I even follow you a few times...
and when I say you with her you act like I was blind.."
James says "wait a minute Bridget just what are you trying tell me?..."
"not only i'm I sleeping with big man but he's my baby's daddy,..."
whoooo the midget faints again...while Twon in Sylvester is tripping...the midget is the baby's.....daddy....whoo!