got up around 11am to get ready to go to EPF building to change my mailing address. but since me and my dear was wandering around the house getting ready, it's almost 12.30pm. because i was steaming up the Loh Mai Kai for both of us as lunch. didn't know, when it was 1pm, it was too late to go to EPF building to do the changing of mailing address. so, i drop that plan.
then, we decided to go to my dear's college, to get her transcript, which she suppose to get it years ago. what a cute "lol"ler my dear. feel like want to squeeze her cheeks. actually we already planned to get to her college by LRT, but too bad no parking nearby. so we drove there instead. didn't know when we were almost there, suddenly i had a bad stomach ache. feeling of diarrhoea. i think is the LAP CHEONG in the Loh Mai Kai. not properly cooked.
so we stopped at the nearest LRT station, and what a lame thing that happens was, the TOILET was CLOSED for REFURBISHMENT!!! and at that time, my "Shit" already slightly smeared my undies and my pant. Man, now i'm a little "stinked". so i went back to my car, luckily there's some pages of a book which i can use to put it on the seat, so dat i don't stain the whole interior of the car with that "stinky" smell.
last resort was to go to my dear's college male toilet, and settle it there. i managed to wash my undies and my pant, but too bad NO SOAP !!!. luckily i got some plastic bags in the car, which i took out earlier before getting to the college's toilet. according to my dear, i took nearly 1/2 hours to get it done. so, after washing it, the only thing that i can do, is to go to the nearest shopping mall, to get a NEW undies and a NEW pant. luckily to toilet at the mall got SOAP!! immediately i took a handful of it, and start to clean up for a 2nd round, to get it cleaned, thoroughly. i took about 20 minutes to get it done.
so, after all the mess was "cleaned" thoroughly, i was ALL satisfied. LoL. then both of us, me and my dear, decided to jalan-jalan around the shopping mall. after around 1/2 hours of wandering around the mall, my dear said want to bring me to a makan place which i will go "asljdkfhladsfkfjdsjf". i was wondering what is so special about that place, that i will go "askjdhjasdnksadl" once i reached there.
so, when we get to that special place, it really makes me go "aksdnlkasdmnlaksdl". damn, she really a bugger, made me go "kashndalksdjlkasdj". so we went to eat at the special place, and then after that, i told my dear that i want to tapau some foods from that shop.
then, i'm still not satisfied, wanted to go another shopping mall, to jalan-jalan. so, we went to the 2nd shopping mall, wander around there. as always, kill time at the video arcade. after a session of "arcading", we decided to go home.
didn't know when wander around the wrong way. took wrong turns, took wrong highway, took wrong lane. so in the end, my car was slightly overheated. so i decided to cool down my car. while waiting for the cooldown, both of us decided to rest in the car, as we nearly tired. after nearly an hour of rest, finally we drove back home. this time, i decided to take the right highway, which at that time, i hope that it will lead us back to the familiar roads that we knew. thank god, i took the right lane, and right highway. so i told my dear, "U can REST ASSURED !!" LoL.
so, once i've reached home, 1st thing 1st, clean, wash, sanitize that goddamn "stained" and "stinked" clothes. after that, i jot down all the events in this post la !!! goddamit !!
The Most Pathetic & Most Embarassing Day Of My Life. O.o
Thursday, February 05, 2009
Stan (formerly known as Lopsided Oreo)
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